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Review of Chapter Five From Twilight By Stephenie Meyer So I bought a giant stuffed sheep the other day. It's pink—because the asshole kid in front of me took the purple one—and fluffy. It's going to sit with me today and every time I read something that upsets my inner writing Nazi, I shall hug it. I opened the Twilight book and set the sheep directly in my lap. I shall name it…Sheepie. Moving back a step for the briefest recap in history [well, in the history of this chapter review series: Bella moves to forks. Bella whines about her life. Bella meets Edward. Bella becomes bedazzled. Bella and Eddy-pie fight. Bella